~Zelle-Sama

Kay, so I saw this thing on 's journal, and thought it'd be hilarious...so here goes:
RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.


["name" needs]: Zelle needs to be crated when she is home alone. The last thing Zelle needs is to fall for the wrong guy. Zelle needs more than $8300...

["name" looks like]: Zelle looks like she likes it, which is what matters most - eh? (-__-)

["name" says]: Zelle says: thee buys me many drinks, good sir, I fear thy wallet will become thusly rap'd (o-O)

["name" wants]: Zelle knows what he wants to do and he goes out and works at being able to do that. (He?)

["name" does]: Zelle does not have many good memories of school, where she broke the games mistress's nose with a lacrosse ball. Zelle was horrible at sports. (Oh noes D: Forgive me, games mistress...)

["name" hates]: Zelle hates her snood but if she doesn't wear one her ears are such a mess and its so hard to clean up that she has to wear it. (Snood, eh?)

["name" asks]: Zelle asks me to drive and she rides silently with a dreamy look on her face all the way to the convent.

["name" goes]: Zelle, goes bankrupt as a result of her father, Adam. (Well, his name's not Adam..but...}


["name" likes]: Zelle likes cake, ZELLE likes cake, big jar full of gayness! (-__- Oh wow....)

["name" eats]: Zelle liks a lemon, stupid girl, and Zelle learns lemons are sour...and makes the best faces EVER. (TT-TT So cruel...)

["name" wears]: Zelle wears a handloom dress and a little pair of white bloomers to keep her warm. (Oh...so personal...)

["name" was arrested for]: Accused of witchcraft, Zelle was arrested and sentenced to die, but ever since then, strange events have been happening.

This was very fun to do, please try this out, and please participate in out Blood Lust contest, thank you.